Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian