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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

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What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".