Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes