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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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He was un hoppy!

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Mourning

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.