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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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Because they want to see the front line too

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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