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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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On a Gir-raft.

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Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.