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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!