Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.

Why was the smurf's hat blue?

Cus it was sad.