Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!