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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

Cus he was too far out, man

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!