Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!