Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar