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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar