Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!