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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."