Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.