Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.