Cherpies.
They were scared of sparks flying.
They give a peck to the cheek.
Because its the first date
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because it's the first date.
Because they were neckromancers
They make out like bandits.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
A Peck.
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
El Taco Lips.
Necking.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
They have the gift of tongues...
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Rugs and kisses!
Hog and kisses!
With tulips.
You use tulips.
He just couldn't resistor.......
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Ughs and kisses!
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Grounds for termination.
Grounds for termination!
In a casino, you really mean it.
I don't have an alcohol collection.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Bandit like Beckham
