Cherpies.
They were scared of sparks flying.
They give a peck to the cheek.
Because its the first date
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because it's the first date.
Because they were neckromancers
They make out like bandits.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
A Peck.
Kissing strangers.
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
El Taco Lips.
Necking.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.
They have the gift of tongues...
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Rugs and kisses!
Secretary: My lawyer.
Hog and kisses!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
He French-kissed a power outlet
With tulips.
You use tulips.
He just couldn't resistor.......
Enough to make a bone hard.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Ughs and kisses!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
With a witchwatch.
How do you get a witch pregnant?
Au lait.
Mi Kase es su Kase.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
Shout "Bingo!" before them
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
A crustacean.
It is a day to be tankful.
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
The balls drop.
