Cherpies.
They were scared of sparks flying.
They give a peck to the cheek.
Because its the first date
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because it's the first date.
Because they were neckromancers
They make out like bandits.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
A Peck.
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
El Taco Lips.
Necking.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
They have the gift of tongues...
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Rugs and kisses!
Hog and kisses!
With tulips.
You use tulips.
He just couldn't resistor.......
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Ughs and kisses!
In the ground.
Because you can't bury them in trees!
Bone-jour.
Boulangerie.
Something you do for the first week of the new year.
A New Years RESOLUTION
Because they're stuck up
Because they don't have anybody to go with.
You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Math-you.
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
