Cherpies.
They were scared of sparks flying.
They give a peck to the cheek.
Because its the first date
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because it's the first date.
Because they were neckromancers
They make out like bandits.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
A Peck.
Kissing strangers.
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
El Taco Lips.
Necking.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
They have the gift of tongues...
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Rugs and kisses!
Hog and kisses!
He French-kissed a power outlet
With tulips.
You use tulips.
He just couldn't resistor.......
Enough to make a bone hard.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Ughs and kisses!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
A bird that talks in morse code!
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
He was un hoppy!
Just sayin.
Something you do for the first week of the new year.
The balls drop.
Www.oody www.oodpecker.
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
All I want for Christmas is yeux
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Check, mate.
Rise up lights
Au lait.
Mi Kase es su Kase.
