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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*