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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

Jimi Hendrix Jokes More Jimi Hendrix Jokes

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.