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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*