What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Alpaca 'nother bong

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What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*