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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.