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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey