My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Fiver side!
That's a salt!
Kelp!
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
Slow down and use lube.
New Jersey
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up