What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.