My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
They came in like a wrecking ball.
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Because the photon was incoherent.
They where playing for the cup!
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
Claude
Because she was a little tart.
She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
They might be cheetahs!