Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.