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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Whats a frogs favourite game?

It's croak-et!

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.