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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.