Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.