Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.