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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

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What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."