Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.