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What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Bruce Jenner Jokes More Bruce Jenner Jokes

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Bruce Banner Jokes More Bruce Banner Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!