What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce