What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.