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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce