What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.