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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.