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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.