What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!