What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.