Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
A dog knows what is 'no'.
Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
They tell you.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Because it's so salty.