What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!