Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs