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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!