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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore