Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.