What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.