How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What is Don"t short for?

Pupil. doughnut.

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!