Pupil: I get up early!
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Gotta go fast!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Allahu Mybad
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
