How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"