How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.