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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!