Pupil: I get up early!
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
You're a day late and a dolla short!
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Britney Spears
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
