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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"