What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths