What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths