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What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

Fondue

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Pollute Jokes More Pollute Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths