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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.