Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
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Because he's got rusty knees.
Polar-oids
Because there is no driver up there.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Pupil: Banana.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
A statue of a dog!
Pigpockets.
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Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.