Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother