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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.