Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Because they're two tired
Me: I peed my pants.
A paddy melt!!
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: Banana.
Have everybody chip in.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
About 6 hours.
Are you my mother
God bless America.