Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
The Y2K deadline!
So you'll never know which side he's on.
Me: I peed my pants.
Miss most of the film!
Pupil: Banana.
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.