Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!