Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!