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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.