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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.