What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Her Highness will tell you

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You're about to meet da-feet!

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Ex-Benedict.