What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.