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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.