What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.