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Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Aloe Jokes More Aloe Jokes

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What did one succulent say to the other?

Aloe there

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes?

A historepost.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents.