Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes?

A historepost.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Aloe Jokes More Aloe Jokes

What did one succulent say to the other?

Aloe there

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.