Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates