Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Aloe Jokes More Aloe Jokes

What did one succulent say to the other?

Aloe there

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.