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Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.