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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Pull Method Jokes More Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.