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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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Both of them are hard to pull out of.

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His mom got soul custody.

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Shhhhhh.....it!!

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Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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Practicing

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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Oz Moses.

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There isn't a single person left!

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Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.