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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

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Their service isn't even that good.

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

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You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.