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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them