What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

A quitter.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette