What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.