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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette