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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?