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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)