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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.