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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.