What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.