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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.