What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.