What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.