What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.