What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

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When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty