What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

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What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.