What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!