What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.