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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

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What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

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