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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts