Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends