Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.