Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.