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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

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What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.