Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.