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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing