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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing