Crusher Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

Saves time.

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!