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Crusher Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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The lift attendants have jobs.

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They needed a developer.

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They always get jalapeno business!

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Vaporeon

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Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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It had a SPOILER on it.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.