Crusher Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing