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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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It had a SPOILER on it.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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It didn't peso well.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

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Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.