Crusher Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.