Crusher Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.