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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Who's the dankest Pokémon?

Vaporeon

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon