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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Who's the dankest Pokémon?

Vaporeon

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon