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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Who's the dankest Pokémon?

Vaporeon