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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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One.

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They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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I'm in, but I'm not decent.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss