Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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Both say Please insert Bill.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why are gym memberships illegal?

Because of the Free Exercise Clause.