Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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Because nobody made sandwiches

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It was soda pressing.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Because you make sound judgement.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss