The vending machine.
I want my quarter back!
Both say Please insert Bill.
It was soda pressing.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
Vending machines.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Because they offer a good celery.
It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.
Because some relationships don't work out.
Where my dogs at?
They always forget Tupac.
With their aye-phones.
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
A pirate aye!
Pi
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