The vending machine.
I want my quarter back!
It was soda pressing.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Vending machines.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
To get his quarter back!
They both say insert Bill here
Both say Please insert Bill.
He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
He is made of Mathers
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
Fluoride and the Machine
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
It's their knees that go first.
1 US Leader.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears