Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.