Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.