1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
Ice cream fits in a tub.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
She must have called a 1,000 times
I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
An alarmed clock.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
No thanks, I'm stuffed.
