1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Just two.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!
Let's go PAL.
None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Still, water.
A gigglehert
A good start.
An alarmed clock.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
Because he has holes in his hands
Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!