1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?
Americans.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
None, because they can't change anything.
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.
A dim light.
Scream) APPLE!!!
Leeches and scream.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Change.
An offer you can't understand.
