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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

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What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.