What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.