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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.