What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...