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Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.