Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.