Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.