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Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!