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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you