Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!