Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!