Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
To keep their hats pointed.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
You use a pumpkin patch.
You integrate it
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
A prius
Hello, ladies
A chopstick!
