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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss