Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks