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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.