Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!