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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."