What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes