What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.