What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!