What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Goo goo gai pan!

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Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.