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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.