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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

Obi Wan Jokes More Obi Wan Jokes

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.