What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.