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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes