How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

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What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.