How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!