What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.