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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.