What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.