What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.