BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Bissell
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
His desk is level