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How can we take our branding to the next level?

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Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.