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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?

Peter Parkinsons

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Heinz Jokes More Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.