Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Organized Crime Jokes More Organized Crime Jokes

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.