Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Heinz Jokes More Heinz Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What would be a more appropriate name for Spider-Man?

Peter parkour.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!