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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Uncle Ben Jokes More Uncle Ben Jokes

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What is Bin Laden's Favorite Football Team?

New York Jets

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Favourite Brand Jokes More Favourite Brand Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers