Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Favourite Brand Jokes More Favourite Brand Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Uncle Ben Jokes More Uncle Ben Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.