What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun