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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.