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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun