What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns