What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Previous Random Joke Next

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

Nail Gun Jokes More Nail Gun Jokes

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns