What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.