What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!