What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.