What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.