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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.