What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!