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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.