What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.