What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know