What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.