What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

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