What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.