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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.