Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!