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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.