Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.