Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

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What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."